PORTLAND, OR (KOIN) — A man was arrested in Oregon Wednesday after police said he drove his truck off a pier into the Columbia River.
Astoria police said officers went to North Tongue Point to investigate reports of a man possibly trespassing on boats. They quickly located Timofey Erofeeff, 27, who they learned was on parole for various offences.
WEEEEEEEEE. Nothing gets my blood flowing like an ol' fashioned police chase. Anyways, did you catch that this criminal was running away from the cops because he was caught trespassing on boats? That's right, BOATS!!! Why not just drive off in one of those bad boys if your destination involves the river?
No word on if this guy purchased a car from Dennis Reynolds..